February 2011
76 posts
Batman Vs. Superman
There was a girl in the elevator today who was wearing a superman hat and shirt and I really wanted to say “i like your hat, but batman is better.” It was hard to resist.
January 2011
82 posts
“My consuming desire to mingle with road crews, sailors and soldiers, bar room...”
– The Unabridged Journals of Sylvia Plath (via redwagon)
(I love saying the ladder. I’ve always wondered what would happen if there were two options and the 1st of the 2 options involved a physical latter. Imagine Person 1- Do you want the ladder or do you want the stool? Person 2- I’ll take the ladder Person 1- (explodes)
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ahaha nice
http://peck10.blogspot.com/2009_09_01_archive.html
Reading this made me cry, it's so cute. →
Lunch Maggots
Mom: Stop at dollar store on way home and get lunch maggots.
Me: Lunch maggots?
Mom: Baffles.
Mom: Baggies.
Mom: Ziplock lunch Baggies.
Mom: Spell check is not helping me.
Mom: This is dad by the way.
baffled
Promise rings and a funny concept to me. And seeing as how that is the case i’m starting to feel like marriage is too. NOTHING is set in stone. How do you decide to give someone one? Are all promise rings promising the same thing? If not, how do you decide what that promise will be? Does an engagement ring come after a promise ring? What happens when you break up? Is it smart to give...
Shit
ME: I did really well on my math test.
DAD: That’s shit.
ME: ????
DAD: The Shit? I can never remember which one is good and which is bad.
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ahahahaha
Snap
Dad: Im in DC
Me: Oh snap!
Dad: what is snap
Collin Webster is still beautiful.
He was my first red headed crush :)